Tuesday, April 1, 2008

open letter

dear acne fairy:
please leave me alone... my face is finally starting to look normal again after you decided to take up a new place of residance over night. I did nothing wrong - nothing at all. But now, must you attack, of all places, my back? who gets pimples on their back? honestly. the middle of my back - no one can even see you there, i'm not embarrassed. i'm annoyed. so just go away and embarrass someone else. that sounds like a super awesome plan to me - ok thanks buy.

your mean landlord

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