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Saturday, September 10, 2011

She said

When she’s trying to stall:

*Gianna stops to look toward front door*

Me: What are you doing, Gianna?

G: Oh, nuffin, just looking at something ober here.

Me: Oh… what are you looking at?

G: A Raccoon.

*I just stared at her….what in the world?!!*

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When finally deciding she wants to eat dinner:

*stops playing outside, pulls princess table over, sits down in chair and crosses her arms in front of her*

G: “I’m ready for my waffle now”

*more staring at her and laughing*

Me: “Sure thing, kid”

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While stalling at meal time:

*moves food from one area of her plate to the other*

Me: “what are you doing to your lunch?”

G: “oh. they is sisters. they want to take a nigh-nigh now”

Me: “huh, you don’t say…..”

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After she has calmed down from a major meltdown:

G: “I’m sssssssorry, Mommy.”

Me: “Thank you G. What are you sorry for?”

G: “For, like, screamin out. And, like, yellin.” :: statement complete with huge arm movements and serious ‘tude ::

Me: “Okay, I love you. Please tell me mommy when you are mad about things”

G: “Mkay. Can I have a treat?”

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On the way to the fair:

G: “We gunna see the aminals?”

Me: “Yea, what animals would you like to see?”

G: “the horsies. and the sheeps. And the llamas – they spit. And they don’t need their coat”

Me: “Won’t they get cold without it?”

G: “Nah, they be good”

 

everyday she says something that cracks me up. I wish I could put a wire on her to record the hilarity.

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6 comments:

  1. I just bought a notebooks to start writing down the funny things Maris says. Good idea to post it on your blog!! G sounds like a trip!

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  2. *I just stared at her….what in the world?!!*

    I have lots of those moments!

    I have one of these posts coming up, but nothing will convey the attitude I'm seeing lately...yikes!

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  3. I swear, the things they say kill me. So happy to have a blog where it can all be written down.

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  4. Lol, where do they come up with this stuff?

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  5. I love you too pieces little G.
    Your friend, Grandma

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  6. This is my favorite favorite age (so far?). They are absolutely hilarious!

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