This book is perfect for people like me - and by like me - I mean people who think that having your baby sleep anywhere near your bed - especially in it are just asking for someone to be suffocated to death and who eat lunch meat while pregnant. (and I didn't warm it up either. and it was good.) Here is a more detailed list of things I find strange and in no way anticipate my views changing on:
- needing to wear &/or hold baby at all times of the day*
- breastfeeding until they can ask you for your boob please
- the fact that it is NORMAL to go places w/o your newborn/teenager.....
- when baby has a bottle mommy gets a bottle....**
- Potty training is meant to start when the child can physically get him/herself to the toilet - not when I have to hold them up there. diapers are not the devil.
- they are children - not hearing impaired. a high pitched squeaky voice is probably not necessary. no coochie coochie coos in this house unless referring to the lady business.
while I say these things now - I am fully aware that once this kid pops out I may slightly alter my opinions on certain things. but mark my words - the day I refer to myself as "baby girl's mommy" in conversation you all have my permission to hang me from a flagpole by my thong [you know, "Salute your shorts" style] and taunt me with ridiculous over-schmoozing of your children, baby talk and videos of 12mo piano playing protege......
*I do plan on getting a sling, but purely for my convenience not that of my little girl
**and by bottle I mean beer/wine/tequila shot in case you were slow on the uptake there. and not EVERY single one - just as needed ;)
***i know i am going to do this - not for baby's sake, but I hear baby Einstein is a great ice breaker when mommy needs a shower
**and by bottle I mean beer/wine/tequila shot in case you were slow on the uptake there. and not EVERY single one - just as needed ;)
***i know i am going to do this - not for baby's sake, but I hear baby Einstein is a great ice breaker when mommy needs a shower
I will soo have to check this book out! it sounds awesome :) thanks
ReplyDeleteagreed....on ALL counts!!!
ReplyDeleteand as far as the spanking, i actually feel like they learn the lesson better without it. like if maria does something bad and i freak out and spank her and yell at her, she wants ME to appologize to HER. b/c in her little mind, I did something wrong b/c she knows not to hit. she cant even remember what it was that SHE did wrong b/c she's so upset with what i did. so i have totally stopped it. i'm sure she'll get spanked again in her life, but not every time she makes a mistake ya know. they go to the corner and appologize and hug whomever they have wronged.